"We're best friends, only bester."
"Maybe people don't hate their parents so much these days." (on the fading-out of alternative rock)
"When we first started playing instruments, we weren't doing very much-just simple stuff. Bang, bang, bang!"
"We were writing songs about girls when we still thought girls has cooties."
"I'm still looking for a girlfriend. I just don't think I've met the right one yet. Maybe someday."
"I think it's probably actually that I'm so shy tha I just act wacky to make up for it."